Things That Must Go

An addition to the ever-growing list of Things That Must Go (which is a list started at a livejournal I apparently don't have anymore):

People who say “man.” Look, not only is this a pretty easy way to get rid of a lot of hippies and pot users, I think it will generally rise the level of discourse worldwide. I don’t know why the clerk at Circle K can’t say one single phrase to me without slipping a “man” in there somewhere (“just that today, man?”, “alright, man, out of five”, “here’s your change, man”, and finally “have a good day, man”), but he can’t. And so I vote for his elimination.