I was all ready to buy myself the wonderful "Prose before hos" shirt but then I found this one, which is seriously competing for my affections.

Though, the full story of why is only revealed here, and is not on the shirt, sadly.



I had dreams of wearing one of these shirts to the Shakespeare class I have to take in fall semester, but it won't happen ... the class is online. But I'll totally wear them once I'm actually the teacher.